sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out
me being drunk and singing sad stuff 👍
if ur sad remember ur breathin out carbon dioxide for plants
i feel like my life is a Portlandia sketch
from new york trip
causing a huge rukus
i fucking hate it when people are like “oh you’re an art major? that sounds so fun!”
IT’S NOT FUN.
IT’S ACTUALLY JUST AS STRENUOUS AND ALL-CONSUMING AND CEREBRAL AND EXHAUSTING AS BEING A CHEM MAJOR OR AN ECONOMICS MAJOR OR A PHYSICS MAJOR OR WHATEVER.
please chew on this, and